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Kill the first enemy.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the first boss
Kill 20 enemies
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Become a full human
Get your legs back